Can I just say that the Tesco's 'Three Bean Salad' represents excellent value for money? The one I just ate contained more like two hundred beans in it rather than just three.

Whereas I just had Thousand Island dressing on my salad and there wasn't a single island in it as far as I could tell.

[SMs] Skim-reading I thought Sierra Mike had quadruple-posted! But you both made me smile.

Hello there. I'm occasionally finding that this site doesn't load - I get a 'cannot connect to the website' message (or 'connection refused'), despite the fact that as far as I know, the server is running properly at the remote end. This has happened to me from two different networks, so I'd be interested to know if anyone else is experiencing this before I investigate further. It's quite sporadic, so you may not notice anything amiss.

I'm seeing it. About 15% of the time, at a guess.