(pen) I thought the Dutch were sort of stoic.

[Rosie] Yeah, but they drive ruthlessly on the motorways in their Calvinistic rush to be at home being stoic.

What you need is not a grain mill, but an olive press. Of course it would be hard to get the oil stains out afterwards, but you could definitely get a good crease in those underpants. That would have the additional advantage of being drivable by donkey-power, so you could iron on a windless day.

[INJ] I don't understand how you can control the donkey's flatulence so accurately.

(penelope) I think you just have to stop them eating the mashed olives.

All the more for me. *parp* Oh, I beg your pardon.

That small interval has probably cleared the air. Is anyone left standing?

*parp* That's the last one, I promise.

*Has just got the hang of doing that small writing everyone else does, as opposed to this one which isn't quite as small*... Just thought I'd mention.

[Simons Mith] Was Silveo the bloke who fell under a bus whilst wearing clean underpants? ;)

(Knobbly, and any others) This is still standing, courtesy of Dr Qu+xum at the University of Pittsburgh, and is the fount of all knowledge.

It's a wonderful little place, full of houses and things.

Flat and slightly rainy this morning, but still very green and pleasant.

Another week begins, nothing particularly pleasant to report.

...or perhaps he's drowning...

Please proceed to the AVMA game, where a task is waiting for you.

I think CdM broke the tannoy with that announcement. No-one has said anything since.

Quite quiet.

In the tradition of this place, may I announce that I am going to the Derbyshire County Show on Sunday - usually good fun and only 30 minutes' walk away. Tickets already bought, so let's hope the weather holds.

I am doing the usual this weekend; to the mill tomorrow morning, hanging about, drinking coffee, but remarkably there's no laundry to do as I made a sustained affort during the week to get it all out of the way. I have even stowed away the washing line. On Sunday, I'd like to go for a bike ride [destinatioin: ice cream] but it's a bit weather dependent.