[IS,P!] why certainly. He has a blue coat, red neckerchief and a brown upturned-flowerpot hat. The coat and neckerchief are in the laundry basket waiting to be ironed, but he keeps the hat in the car.
Good grief, woman, what are you thinking about? Everyone from where I came from has a flat hat (they, the wearers, are said to also have whippets and cobblestones and ghosts, but that's just not true). Even I have one! (pictures available at £150 each, on request - and after a full security cheque (price to be negotiated)).
[Dujon] You have one what? Ghost? Cobblestone? Whippet? And anyway we'll have the RSPCA round to you for ironing your whippets. You don't need to iron a flat hat - the incessant beating of the rain on it will do that for you.