I was in the video shop, and I said, "I'd like an action movie please." The assistant went, "D'you want to rent Batman Forever?" I said, "no, just for a couple of hours."

A man walked into a bar...gain antique shop and said "What's new?"

ok, I'll bite.. what's the west virginian one about? Oh, and Lib, I must insist that you type the hamster one..

[snorgle] Here's another joke as a hint.

Q: Why does a West Virginian Nativity Scene have the Three Wise Men in total fireman's gear?
A: Because it says in the Bible that they came from a'far.

(If all else fails, think Huckleberry Hound.)

[Dr Q] Who? Was s/he Tom Sawyer's companion? ☺

[Dr] Ah... I've just worked it out... Yes, second one was a big hint!

[snorgle] I believe it is matt who has the hamster joke.

ah, thank you, i will now talk in a terrible accent the rest of the day in your honour..

Two men walked into a bar dragging 20 foot long turds behind them.
The barman looks at them and asks "Why the long faeces?"

William Shakespeare walks into a bar. The barman says "Get out! You're bard"

Sorry to interrupt the punfest, but I was wondering if the assorted Big Brother afficionados here had any opinion on the new girl, Lisa. I have a very strong hunch she might be a plant...