mc5 - The Banter Page

If you're wanting to get something off your chest, make general comments about the server, or post lonely hearts ads, then this is the place for you.

Accents

[Dr] Ah... I've just worked it out... Yes, second one was a big hint!

Hamster

[snorgle] I believe it is matt who has the hamster joke.

huckleberry hound

ah, thank you, i will now talk in a terrible accent the rest of the day in your honour..

Poo

Two men walked into a bar dragging 20 foot long turds behind them.
The barman looks at them and asks "Why the long faeces?"

. . . and also . . .

William Shakespeare walks into a bar. The barman says "Get out! You're bard"