I'm being taken out tonight for a mystery meal. I think.

[rab] Taken all the labels off your tin cans, have you? ;) Slightly belated returns from here too!

[Tuj] Ah, what we used to call The Fabulous Mystery Dining Experience, back when I lived in halls. These days, if I cook out of cans, I'm sneered at by all the French people I know.

(nights) Not surprised; you're supposed to put it in a saucepan. :-)

I planted trees today. And then went dancing. All in all, quite satisfying.

Why on earth would anyone ever want three differently-coloured phones on their desk?

To match their handbag on any particular day, of course. (Well, if Posh can buy cars to match her clothes....)

If it was good enough for Reginald Perrin...

...and a fantastic Pete & Dud sketch...