[Tuj] Ah, what we used to call The Fabulous Mystery Dining Experience, back when I lived in halls. These days, if I cook out of cans, I'm sneered at by all the French people I know.

(nights) Not surprised; you're supposed to put it in a saucepan. :-)

I planted trees today. And then went dancing. All in all, quite satisfying.

Why on earth would anyone ever want three differently-coloured phones on their desk?

To match their handbag on any particular day, of course. (Well, if Posh can buy cars to match her clothes....)