Me, too.

I don't understand. Boo hoo hoo. What's the point of the new poetry game?

Don't cry... "Wuthering Hillocks" is a game which aims to ease the poverty of the TV, film and book industries by suggesting inexpensive remakes of old hits, for example "One walked round the cuckoo's nest" or "Who wants to be a milliner?". I'm guessing that the first lines in the new game should be cheap versions of fine famous poetry. Is that it nights? As for the point of it, well...

[BL] Nothing to do with me, squire. I think Kim is the man (or possibly woman, but I think man) you need.

I read back as far as "I'll create the game..." above... So - Kim?