Well, I've just taken the only rhyme I can think of for "woodge".

If you're struggling, some people like to pronounce my name to rhyme with that. I don't, but then I'm a Southerner too.

Nah, we've just got to work it around to the winter olympics in lines three and four.

Yes, sorry about that, folks. Too late I realised it would be confined to them as resides north o't' 53rd parallel, except for an Underground station, rather awkwardly. There could be a reference to ursine defaecators, stretching a point.

[Bigsmith] Be glad you're not here now