Goodness me... I typed Lodz with a bar on the L and an accent on the z and it went all funny.

Well, I've just taken the only rhyme I can think of for "woodge".

If you're struggling, some people like to pronounce my name to rhyme with that. I don't, but then I'm a Southerner too.

Nah, we've just got to work it around to the winter olympics in lines three and four.

Yes, sorry about that, folks. Too late I realised it would be confined to them as resides north o't' 53rd parallel, except for an Underground station, rather awkwardly. There could be a reference to ursine defaecators, stretching a point.

[Bigsmith] Be glad you're not here now

[flerdle]Crikey. I visited Mornington briefly on a trip down the peninsula to Arthur's Seat and Cape Schanck. Beautiful part of the world (I was staying with friends in Cheltenham just off Nepean Highway).