Chalky] Happy birthday - have a glass of the black stuff for me!

- Times headline from the football section today. Will there one day be a Wembley MC server then?

Shhhh! We're applying for Lottery funding and everything

[penelope] Next time your miller gets in at 00:58am, ask him not to drop his super-sturdy clogs quite so heavily :-)

[Phil] Right ;-)
Actually, the epicentre was under a village much closer to my mother's house, in Ludford on the Lincolnshire Wolds. It woke me up, though - everything on the dressing table rattled, and I thought someone was at the foot of the bed, shaking it. I think I might have dreamed it was the Dutch miller trying to remove his clogs...