[pen] it was my turn to buy the Sunday newspaper for our usual afternoon crossword get-together in the pub - we generally do the Mail on Sunday general knowledge one because it's quite challenging and good for sharing. Anyway - on the front page was THAT woman who had already stated that "every woman hates their bum" - [er, actually, NO - not true - I quite like mine]. So she's now promoting the Great British Bum Diet. Needless to say I refused to buy the paper and we had to do the Times crossword instead.

(Chalky, pen) Ignore it; it's actually an elbow diet.

I prefer the advice from here: The Health Institute for Nutrition

[Chalky] Do I detect the presence of a "Millenium Project" reader?

Ouch, me eardrums. Not even been to a gig.