Well, moreteaplease seems to have taken over top spot, but that's not going to last long - serious kneecapping beckons on Monday...

[Inkspot] Thanks for adding me to the league. Blimey - I've a lot of work to do...

I knew my early investment in Ms Rowling would pay off!

I'm chuffed to little mint balls. Seems as though all my faffing around with the Royals has paid off . . . oops, I meant the Beckhams . . same thing, really. Cheers Inkspot and thanks DrQ - the Pants invasion appears to be gaining support [see The Chatter Page] :-)

[Chalky] Not sure I like the sound of a pants invasion... though on the other hand if you're free tonight my number is...

[All] You might be touched to learn that the Manchester Evening News is running a special David Beckham Memorial Issue.