OOps. Pardon me. I visited the East Midlands Regional Food Festival today, and watched Jean-Christophe Novelli charming the pants off all the middle-aged ladies in the audience of the demo hall. I tasted my way around three massive halls of food from local producers, and bought some cheese, some potted shrimps and a teatowel for my sister.

[penelope] The shrimp and cheese sound reasonable. I'm not too sure about the teatowel though as it's new to me. What is it and how does it taste - a dry Czech perhaps?

(pen) I hope you re-donned your underwear. *runs away*

Tsk Tsk! Had a Frenchman before. The accent does nothing for me now. Got a Dutchman instead ;o)

[Rosie] L M F A O. I'm not sure pen got it...