[Rosie] I've often wondered if I can include malted barley and hops in my "five-a-day"...

[Phil] Likewise, a dish of olives with a G&T must count for something.

[Pen] You forgot the slice of lemon.

We once had a discussion as to whether the currants in squashed-fly biscuits counted as "a portion".

(Phil) Gawd, not you 'n' all. BTW do you ever do Fuller's London Pride or Young's Ordinary? Good in their own way. (rab) I'd say yes because the recommended five is a ludicrous number. Five apples? With all that fibre you'd never be off the po.