[nights] Mr Muscle? You wimp. I thought you were talking about caustic soda or sugar soap or something really evil and stinky. If that's all it was, your hands won't drop off, but it might exacerbate that limpness in your wrists.

My oven is "self-cleaning". It doesn't.

[Boolbar] Maybe it just has low standards of cleanliness.

What curious names people have these days. I just received an email from a chap called "Believer F. Management"...

[pen] oh thanks VERY much. just because I don't want to spend the whole evening cleaning... that's it. I'm going to go out tonight, I'll be in a bad mood, have a crap time and it'll be YOUR fault... you keep your implications to yourSELF!