[Ella] All old friends were once new friends. Welcome. BTW I'm a spiny anteater from New Guinea.

[Ella] Welcome and .... oops! quick got to go line manager on the loose.

Searching for bedroom furniture . . . it makes a change from "Jade Goody Nude".

No, if she'd wanted Jade Goody Nude she'd have ended up at MC in Outer Space. MC5 is a decent site with none of that filth, despite our best efforts. (Note for the uninitiated: a look at the "Google hits" info on the MCIOS screen reveals a distressing number of people who not only search for Ms Goody as God made her but thereby find their way onto the MCIOS page. No-one knows why.)

Yes, I don't know why Dan doesn't just rename the site.