I just bought some royal or other..

Both of Me bought some royal or other .. and furthermore - we bought some more with our divis.

I've lost my purse. I feel a fool. That'll teach me to leave the house when I'm hungover.... *wimper*

You'll feel even more so when you get around to the rigmarole of replacing licences, cards and the like, Lib. Bad luck, I sympathise.

My good wife purchased some shoes - sandal style - some year or so ago. They were a bit tight so she wore them around the house for a day and put them away. Today she decided to become adventurous and wore them for a trip to one of the local shopping centres which involved walking around for about one (1) hour. These are the shoes. If you didn't laugh you would cry.