Free Cornish pasty to whoever spots the superfluous "as the" in the above. Pasty may be slightly damp - no refunds or cash equivalent.

does anyone know " which band claims one of their dads was a pirate?" any help would be greatfully recieved

Bob the dog] Between "the" and "Cornish", in line 4. Do you want to give it to me in person or by post? ;)
pen] Ah yes, for I am a mysterious shady figure... (oh, and I don't have any motorbike leathers actually... there is a hedge trimmer in the shed somewhere though...)
grunt] Nope.
Bullocks] Aaaargh!

That'll be Frankie Poullain, bass player in The Darkness IIRC. A West Indian pirate, I believe

Can I just pop in briefly to say that comma splicing should be a crime punishable by death? Thank you.