Any ladies in the GMT timezone should be aware they have only one hour remaining to propose. Go on - you know you want to!

[Chalky and Snorgle] Thank you very much! [Rab] Which tune?

*Waves warm and happy St. David's Day greeting to all*

Commiserations to Dujon on Sunday's result. It was however a very good game.

As a Wanderers fan I was considerably annoyed at the constant references to Bolton "not having won anything since 1958". Does the Sherpa Van Trophy count for nothing!??! Didn't see the game 'cos I have no Sky dish and surprisingly it was NOT live on Italian telly. Was consequently glued to the PC listening to the 5 Live stream - my girlfriend was concerned at my frequent yelling and table-bashing. We'd have beaten United, Liverpool, or the Arse. We have a tendency to let the lesser clubs get the better of us. Sam is God (but shouldn't really be criticising the referee - it's not nice to mock the afflicted). The Wanderers will return!