[ZK] If you want the full set, see here. Also has links to jokes about other musicians.

[Nik] Do I take your second post as a kind of "everything's ok" or is there some "feature" I should investigate?

[Thos] 34 on the 29th february? So, that'll make you 136 in real terms! Well done old man for hiding your age so well!
[ZK] There's a few viola players hiding around the crescent. I one of the very ametuer ones.

And at times I'm also very ametuer at spelling and English. *blushes and hides cos of stupidity*

[Lib] If you apply sufficient pressure to JLE's gonads he will also confess ...