Only lecture of the week? What nonsense is this? Actually, come to think of it, when I was a student I had no compulsory lectures at all, but I still went to them. I'm not sure why.

Gah, I only turned my back for four years and Mornington Crescent Not At York Anymore is gone! This just will not do...

Say you were ill. Ring up and apologise, and go in tomorrow (or this afternoon) and get what lecture notes you can. You'll be fine!

So, did anyone else notice the product placement in last night's Auf Wiedersehen Pet?

Yes, but I've forgotten it. There was something where I thought "they can't mention that on the BBC!" but, er, no, it's gone.