Hello. Just a heads-up that this site will go down for an hour or two on the night of the 1st March, as the physical hardware is moving to a new home. Not that anyone will notice, but I just thought I'd mention it.

(rab) Blimey, there's posh. I didn't understand a word of it. Thanks for your efforts, as ever.

I don't understand it either but I get these hilariously breathless emails from time to time about technical incidents, the impact of which is always minimal.

Don't worry, Rosie, rab, like the Mayans, talks in mysterious ways.

It's been up to over 15° here and very nice too except that I now have no excuse whatever for not doing a bit of gardening. In parts of Yorkshire and near the east coast it's stayed below 3°. That's spring for you. Of course it were always below -20° when ah were a lad.