Given the response to clutter I am ever so glad that none of you have seen my workshop! As far as writing goes, I think that none of my 'stuff' would assist me in that venture - although I did think a few months ago that I might attempt some sort of novel. I did - it's still on page three! Perhaps some sort of regime may help (both subjects); maybe save one hour per day for each? This would mean the workshop should be cleared and tidied by 2020 and a manuscript organised by, say, 2005. Hmmm. ;-)
I've just about cured myself of (a) keeping any bit of paper with spare space on it, and (b) thinking of butter as a luxury. Result of an immediate post-war childhood when these items were a bit short, to say the least.
What ho! Just fancied sharing a thought that Haz got from an insightful friend: How do "Keep Off The Grass" signs get there? other pearls of wisdom included: Why do they call it 'getting your dog fixed' if afterwards it doesn't work any more? If WilE Coyote had enough money for all the Acme products, why didn't he just buy dinner? Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? Do one-legged ducks swim in circles? Why do Fat Chance and Slim Chance mean the same thing? And who opened that first oyster and said "My, my, my. Now doesn't *this* look yummy!" ...of no particular consequence but you have to share the laughter...