Inkspot - Ian Smith to Robert Mugabe - a pair of white stilletto shoes
Tony Blair for Gordon Brown - a whistle

Rosie - James Randi, to Uri Geller - a bent key.

Software - From Margaret Thatcher to Edward Heath - a peerage.

Rosie - Ken Clarke, to Nick Griffin - A Louis Armstrong CD

Dujon - Louis Armstrong to Bill Clinton - A handkerchief

Inkspot - Anne Boleyn to Jane Seymour - A scarf

Software - Charles Clarke to John Reid - a poisoned chalice

Inkspot - John Reid to Charles Clarke - a pack of Mornington Cresent Top Trumps.

Audience - *gasps, fidgets, generally bounces up and down like a small child placed next to a display of cakes*

Inkspot - The audience to numpty - a pack of spelling flash cards for Mornington Crescent

Audience - *shouts, screams generally goes wild for Inkspot*

Inkspot - time to move along for someting else