And so it begins...
Bob the dog - Mornington Fucking Crescent?
penelope - Oi! It's not big and it's not clever. Take out one unecessary word, and you get Mornington Crescent, a much more satisfying result.
Audience - *shouts, screams, generally goes wild for penelope*
penelope - Laydees and gennelmen, please see my new game back on the index page...
Bob the dog - Pen] Chris De-Burgh?
Rosie - Well done, pen.
Bob the dog - I second that. I was also trying to close the game (not started by me by the way) - in the style of something we played at Rugby. My attempt failed.
Giertrud - Re: Line 1. Will this not produce some smaller crescents, perhaps even then croissants?
This is the end of the line. There is no more.