This was Kevan's idea (see MCiOS chat room). It's based on the song "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" ("You just slip out the back, Jack; Make a new plan, Stan....") Well, there have to be 50 ways to do other tasks, right? So, off we jolly well go, Joe!
Expose more Expose all
Falstaff - 15. Be the high bidder on ebay, Jay.
Tuj - 15. Enter a very expensive tombola, ROmola.
Dujon -16. - Use a powered sled, Ted.
Inkspot - 17. Campaign for apathy to be a new Olympic sport, Cort.
Tuj - 18. Run like the wind, Min.
Rosie - 19. Enhance the muscularity of your gluteus, Maximus.
widey - Beat the rest, Celest
Falstaff - 21. Complete your patented combination triple lutz double loop followed closely by two triple axels and one flawless quadruple salchow, Ming Lao.
widey. 22 - Jump the hurdles quick, Mick!
Rosie - 23. Get running, Spike.
ImNotJohn - 24. Get training for that marathon, Jonathan
CdM - 25. Win, Min.
Inkspot - 26. Get an aerodynamic lunchbox, Mocks.
Uncle Korky - 27. Enter the sprint, Clint
Snodgrass - 28 - Get on yer bike, Mike
Falstaff - 29 - Excel at your thang, Yang.
Inkspot - 30. Do the beach volley ball in string vest, Celeste.
plump - 31. Put the shot,Dot
Uncle Korky - 32. Hone each skate, Kate.
CdM - 33. Avoid the Jamaican bobsled, Ted
Rosie - 34. Keep on taking the nandrolone, Joan.
Inkspot - 35. Be steady on the balance beam, Coleen.
Uncle Korky - 36. Don't get hurt, Kurt.
Darren - 37. Run a kilometer, Peter.
Dujon - 38. Or a kilometre, Peta.    Sorry, Darren, couldn't resist the temptation
Dujon - 39.Simply keep to the rules, Jules.
Uncle Korky - 40. Speed through the slalom, Marlon.
Will - 41. Get your horse to play polo in water, Cotter.
Way - 42. Favour the steroid, Floyd.
Snodgrass - Be first off the block, Jock Well done Scotland 1st win in 5 outings. Yawn
Falstaff - 44. - Be the best in your class, Cass.
??? - 45 - Be in a class of your own, Joan.
??? - 46 - Try and try again, Sphen. and one day you will be in a class o' your own.
Me Again - 47. - Praychance you have the good fortune of competing for a little country with a lot to offer, Chauffer. [provided the treaty isn't signed before the olympic competition]
Inkspot - 48. Box above your weight, Nate
49 - Wear your lucky pants, Lance
50 - Be first round the bouy, Troy
Olympic Torch - But most of all remember to catch the 9.05 from Mornington Crescent, Peasant!
Audience - *shouts, screams, generally goes wild for Olympic Torch*
i like pies - i like pies
Pie - Gerroff!!!!
This is the end of the line. There is no more.