They are nutritious and delicious.

Only if you're an insect.

Free insect eggs with all meals at Pizza Hut!!

Cockroaches purchased at take-away food outlets are deliberately bred sterile in order that customers cannot replicate them at home.

They go great with sweet and sour dipping sauce.

They think you do, too.

They're right

You realise you have forgotten what the hell is going on in the thread of the story, and at the same time are picked up in a big PANDA car by the Police.

Hooray! The Police have reformed and are going to give a free impromptu concert on this shiny tank (disguised as a panda) you happen to be riding. (See Weird Anime Excel Saga for reference)

Sting wants to have tantric sex with you.

He won't have time, the panda is actually a bomb. ([LotUS] You think Excel Saga is weird, you should see Puni Puni Poemy)

The police have their robot bomb diffuser - codename Ropponmatsu - present. [GL] Nah, just giving it's full title. I've seen PPP and was horribly scarred ;) Then I saw the last episode of Excel *sweatdrop*)

You're still going to get blown up before he can start. [LotUS] The last episode of Excel is odd I'll grant you, but nowhere near as odd as PPP or even Dragon Half or BPS

You're going to get blown up before he can start! LotUS] Was that meant to say "scarred"? Or just scared?

Its that time already, so you pack up and go home!

No one can be arsed following my previous posting....ha ha....and the GREYS have landed in Washington DC!!

I don't know what that means, and I'm very happy about it.

Neither does good ole George B........

... Smith, a Yorkshire paint stripper.

He's a raht menace wi' t' blowlamp.

You've never been within 1000 miles of Yorkshire in your life.

You have to spend 6 months in't dales, dipping sheep!!!!

You have an unusual fondness for sheep.

On a plate.

They aren't as compliant as one might expect. Welsh sheepshagger jokes will be treated with the utmost disdain.

Welsh sheepshagger jokes will be treated with the utmost disdain.

Scottish sheepshagger jokes will be most welcome

Jokes about Kiwi sheep shaggers are thin on the ground!

Kiwis in this case are flightless birds

I don't think unemployed air stewardesses would like to addressed thus.

Trolly Dollies keep shares in Avon cosmetics at a Premium! (The amount of foundation sold alone could surface the Pan american highway at least 4 times in 1 year!)

In view of the above, they've renamed it the Pan-Stick American Highway. It's surfaced in a shade of American Tan for spring, and has blue mascara'd grasses fringing its verges. Unfortunately it gunks up tyres, wheels and brakes something chronic, and supplies of make-up remover at car-washes all over the US are running at an all-time low.

You don't live anywhere near it, have no intention of going, and happen to own a huge factory that makes make-up remover.

The USA intend to build the Pan global highway followed by the Pan Galactic highway very soon, and the The Vogons have bought shares in both Rimmel and Avon cosmetics!!! Come back Douglas Adams we miss you!!!!!

You didn't buy "The Salmon of Doubt"

Doggy has decided to end the game, as he is looking for a spot to start off a Bad Tempered Mornington Crescent game, and this is the only one he feels he has really played in enough to KILL.

*shouts, screams, generally goes wild for st dogmael*

Well thank god that is over.

There's a spate of psychotic sounding WORDS and RAGE out there.

C**t,Bo***x,Tw*t,F**k................

Botox only has one T (though cart, twit and funk were all flawlessly spelled. Keep up the good work!).