ImNotJohn - [Palnatoke] Have a look at Dr Qux+um's excellent site, where you will learn more than you ever thought possible about HTML

penelope - You know, I was afraid to look in here, as the last version of this game used to crash my browser when I tried to open it. And now I come in here using the powerful server at work, and I find you all standing around gossiping!

Tuj - Last actual move in the game was 29th July 2004...

rab - That's quite a while ago isn't it. Projoy murmered something about a Korean epic, if I recall...

Projoy - I wouldn't hold your breath, necessarily. As mentioned I did once get about 20% of the way through a move, but if I don't do it all in a very short period it usually means I have to start from scratch again.

Projoy - 20, 33, whatever.

Chalky - Try scratching?

blamelewis - Heh, almost three months later I answer your question Tuj: "Where's my yoghurt?" has a very similar relationship to the concept of "rules" as does the game of Mornington Crescent. Or to put it another way I made it up. Still, it got us talking for 6 moves. Maybe I should invent the game then... erm...

Okay everyone, I've hidden my yoghurt. I'll do a short and probably obscene mime of where I put it, then you can start guessing...
<mime>
Waves hands around slowly and stands on one leg. Falls over.
</mime>
Okay, start guessing. Yoghurt search on.

Tuj - Has it been consumed by that baby walrus by your side?

lkj - this is queer

Chalky - No it's not - it's rather gay actually - much like the Rupert-the-bear-style scarf which was worn in the mime. Is that a significant prop, blamelewis??

Botherer - Darn it! Who left this yoghurt here? I've just got it all over my trouse... oh, sorry... hope I didn't spoil the game for anyone. Carry on...

Irouléguy - Well, now that that's been cleaned up, perhaps we could try another round. <mime>
Raises left hand above head and hold right arm out fully extended, while scratching right calf with left foot. Falls over noisily.
</mime>

I'll give you a clue - it's a low-fat cherry one.

Wol - Stab in the dark - is it a pie?

Kim - What's a low-fat cherry?

ImNotJohn - Is it under that low, fat, cherry tree?

Irouléguy - Wol] No it's a yoghurt - the game is finding where it's hidden
Kim] It's the opposite of a more-oil-o cherry *boom-boom*
INJ] No, but you're warm

Projoy - Intuitively, I'd say it was in Boston, MA.

blamelewis - {Projoy} Quiet you! Get back to work on the move ;)
[Irouléguy] Is it on Dantooine?

Irouléguy - Projoy] Intuitively, I'd say it was in Boston, MA. Well intuited! But we need a more exact location than that.
blamelewis] Is it on Dantooine? Nope

Wol - Is it hiding in a cupboard in the low-fat cherry yoghurt pie factory in the northern suburbs of Boston? Forgive my obsessive interest in pies; I'm just gathering data to put on a chart.

Irouléguy - OOH! Well done! But which cupboard?
pies] No worries - I use the same excuse about spending time in bars.

ImNotJohn - The cherrywood one?

lurker - Just taking a first peek at this game......yo got me totally confused!

ImNotJohn - [lurker] You seem to have a very good grasp of it then.
I meant, of course, the cherrywood cupboard next to the door in the emulsification quality evaluation department on the 3rd floor.

Irouléguy - INJ] Correctamundo, though on reflection perhaps hiding it behind the pickle jar was a little unfair. Another round, or should we have a *cough* quick game of something else?

Wol - In the meantime, we could all go to a concert: how about this performance of a modern classic. That'll keep us distracted until, er, the year 2639. Time enough for someone to complete a move?

Tuj - [Wol] One would hope so. Perhaps that one is just me...

Botherer - Hurrah for Tuj, saviour of the last move!

Tuj - Eh?

Botherer - Well, being the "one" and all that. I just thought that I'd keep on your good side so you'd protect me from Agent Smith.

Tuj - Ah, natch. Had you noticed my moniker is an anagram of "jut"?

Botherer - Missed that, being far too focussed on it being an anagram of "Ujt".

Juxtapose - um... Knightsbridge!

Botherer - Uxtajospe. Bring it on...

Irouléguy - The Borer If you insist...

Tuj - You ugliér

Tuj - So, have I won this game then?

Botherer - [Tuj] Tee hee... looks like it

Tuj - [Botherer] The anagrama or the Furcations?

Tuj - Dear Furcation Game,

I miss you.

Love Tuj

P.S. You were my only friend.