mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

Expose more Expose all

Rosie - It's next-door's tatty puss. Softers, old bean, this is not a f****** limo

Projoy - If music be the food of love

Software - Then jazz it up I say

goldfinch - But if you like your love life bland

Chalky - It's Musak all the way

Chalky - Alas poor Yorick who I knew

goldfinch - Quite well, but that was then

Radox The Green - Just thinking on him makes me blue

Rosie - In cat lives he's on ten. (Softers) Sorry - inappropriate comment a couple of goes back.

Software - Today I've got a toothache True. [Rosie] No sweat.

Rosie - I'd like to pull it out

goldfinch - But with breath to make a dentist quake

Projoy - I'll close my lips and pout

CdM - I wish I had a dentist's drill reveal

Projoy - ; A bag of shiny gems

Software - A glass of that pink water

Rosie - From which all comfort stems.

goldfinch - I wish my drill could crack a safe

Projoy - I wish this safe would crack

Software - Maybe I'll use TNT

Chalky - Which lacks a rhyming knack

.. is ABAB rhyming pattern obligatory? Have often wondered ..

goldfinch - ABAB has symmetry,
ABCB surprises.
ABAB? ABCB?
Both fine rhythmic devices. reveal

Kim -

I wish my Worms had rhythm

CdM - Instead, I have the blues reveal

Raak - Because I'm stuck at Witham

Projoy - Until my train segues

goldfinch - This verse will be my opus

Rosie - And magnum let it be (Raak) I am sure (i.e. not absolutely sure) it's "Wittum". (Pj) I chortle.

Projoy - A work of such wide scope, as

Raak - Transcends mere you and me. [Rosie} I find now that I cannot remember how I've heard it when "this train will terminate at Witham, from where a rail replacement bus etc.". OTH, "rittum" ...

Bismarck - [Witham] If it's the one in Essex, I used to work there and it was "Wittum" at that time.
[Rhymes] the original glowworm was abcb, and we did do an aabb not long ago. It's doggerel, it probably doesn't matter much.
The A12 up from Chelmsford

Projoy - I've travelled many times.

Projoy - (Being from that part of the world, it is indeed Witt'm. I assumed Raak knew this and so decided to push the "misunderstanding the pronunciation from the spelling" joke a centimetre further.)

Chalky - I'd leave my desk in Elmsford

goldfinch - For another town that rhymes.

Projoy - I wish I were an orange

Raak - Unrhymably aloof

goldfinch - But sharply dressed and full of zest

CdM - In brandy, 80 proof

I wish I were an orange
Unrhymably aloof
And on sale for two shillings, j-
-ust to show that that's the troof

Chalky - It only takes an integer

Raak - You tried to type a fraction

I Eat My Peas With Honey And tales of derring-do. Four lines, they can be rhyming (That's Glow Worms to me and you). Ending line is as usual.

I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.