A Christmas continuous verse similar to the inside those wonderful cards in barbed rhyming couplets. The winning move to be played on Boxing Day or soon as possible thereafter. Bah humbug!
And so it begins...
Inkspot -
Once more it is the time of year Chalky -
When folks quaff copious cups of cheer Raak -
And peace and love reign o'er the earth Howie -
There's no more joyous time than now AXI -
When we recall the Angel's words snorgle -
As sweet to me as smelling turds Aren't these supposed to be barbed? Software -
And roasting Rudolph on the spit Raak -
A haunch of moose feeds well our wit. Chalky -
Now comes the moment to give thanks ... steady now ImNotJohn -
For the credit given by our banks is that what you were worried about AXI -
As we eat and drink ourselves to debt Raak -
While hiding from the cold and wet Software -
In bars where we forget the poor rab -
Drink past 'Time', and break the law Raak -
Say "Sod the rest, let's me and you (dangling sentence and quote alert) BTW,
here's a picee in a similar vein.
Knobbly -
Praise God in voices loud and clear" Rosie -
and for Christ's sake sound sincere. Raak -
Deck the halls with poison'd holly Chalky -
Resist the urge to stab Aunt Molly let's get black .. mwahaha Chunter - Use the tree for fire wood
Dujon -
Let bells put forth their tuneless peal Raak -
A pair of socks from Auntie Flo Dujon -
And a blow up doll from Uncle Joe I used to have a great aunt called Flo(rence) who married my great uncle Joe. I suspect that they would not approve. Rosie -
Let us sing a cheerful carol Chalky -
Wrapped in winter's warm apparel Software -
Which we nicked from Marks and Sparks Raak -
Ripping off the stores for larks Rosie -
They'll come down like a ton of bricks snorgle -
Our heads cracked open with their kicks Software -
We'll spend the night locked in their cells Chalky -
Then wake up to the sound of bells penelope -
With Anti-Social Behaviour Order Raak -
To the flicks to pirate "Troy" Software -
They call this Christmas joy? penelope -
As for all the starving millions... Rosie -
(unlike, say, the Old Millhillians) Raak -
"I'm all right Jack" is our motto Chalky -
As we head for Santa's grotto Software -
"Three quid, guv," For some old junk penelope -
Far east tat sold by smelly punk Rosie -
Let's hope it snows - and sod the bookies! Raak -
[Advert break: buy Millie's Cookies!] Chalky -
Time for TV's festive fare Software -
Then adverts for our summer hols penelope -
(It makes a change from chav tart dolls) Raak -
The Wise and Morecambe Show repeats Software -
Will keep us snoring in our seats Kim -
The "Message" from our dear old Queen Raak -
As dear old Gran nods off to sleep ImNotJohn -
And cherubs through the windows peep Software -
At couples having Christmas gropes penelope -
Dashing all their D.I.N.K.Y. hopes (Double Income, No Kids Yet) Raak -
The turkey only half-consumed Rosie -
daily from the fridge exhumed penelope -
For pies and sarnies, soup and curry Software -
Get salmonella if you don't hurry Raak -
Now the New Years Eve approaches rab -
An infestation of huge cockroaches Unfinished sentence alert penelope -
Gather in huge public places I guess we're talking about revellers here...? Rosie -
to invade our most private spaces Software -
Drunks in fountains and on walls penelope -
And Mornington Crescent's ticket halls. Bah humbug!
Audience -
*shouts, screams, generally goes wild for penelope* penelope - That's enough of that! New Year, new game....
This is the end of the line. There is no more.