The New Year revolution starts here ... so be who you want to be, do want you want to do - and if, along the way, you change the face of Mornington Crescent and the map of the London Underground for ever, the world and !Mrs Trellis will rejoice.
And so it begins...
Damian Hirst - Whoever said this emperor has no clothes will live to regret it ... mwahahahahaahhaaa
*places a disembowelled Charolais bull on the line between Ruislip Manor and Eastcote* Stalinist Approach -
Claims credit for previous move. I'm going with a
Turnpike Lane revolution, thus claiming the Piccadilly Line for the CCCP.
Quickly-rotating Jennifer -
steaming in with an industrial sized
Canary Wharf.
(Any suggestions for improving name of new invention welcome.) Stalinist Approach - Declaring home at
Russel Square, and transfering a silver podume for an icepick.
Chalky - Perhaps
!Mornington Crescent will end this particular revolution, thereby putting us all out of our misery?
Audience -
*shouts, screams, generally goes wild for Chalky* Chalky - OK - how about a really good impostors game?
Mario Frick - Curse you Chalky - be it in this life or the next, Mario Frick shall have his vengeance!
This is the end of the line. There is no more.