A Simple Game of MC

Well, our MC-playing muscles have probably become a bit atrophied from lack of use, so how about a simple game so we can all limber up a bit? Let's see:

• The Finsbury Option is available at all times.
• You can have no more than three pegs, two spoons and ten tokens in play at any one time.
• Oblique moves shall imply open laterals and vice versa.
• The magnitude of the Argand diagram of the second differential of Line Velocity shall not exceed unity without the prior agreement of all players.
• Prior agreement may be obtained retrospectively by inter-toggling the snoods, but obviously that will invert the Bakerloo line unless there is at least a semi-active frume within three moves of Sloane Square.

There. I don't think I can simplify things any further than that without making a travesty of the entire game. So, let's get on with it then.

• Spangle - Kentish Town
  Cranking up the game play after a month's enforced stoppage.
  Laterals now open. Glory be.
• ImNotJohn - Putney Bridge
  Thank you, that's freed things up nicely
• FGZstar - Epping
• Software - Canary Wharf
  Collecting bonuses.
• Giertrud - Finsbury Park
  Well you said it was available at all times!
• Knobbly - Acton Town
  We apologise for the one month delay to this service.
• TerminatesHere - Stratford
  I'm new here (but played a bit at Orange a few years back). This is a reliable station for hitting the ground running.
• Software - Turnham Green
  But only in the rush hour.
• FGZstar - Ealing Broadway
  Darn it. The trains are packed at this time of day.
• ImNotJohn - Golders Green
  I presume I don't need to explain why.
• Ye Olde Gong Farmer - Mildmay Park
  Why INJ?
• nights - Hounslow West
  Good question.
• Sir Joseph Bazalgette - Osterley and Spring Grove
• nights - Willesden Green
  For the potential for placing cats amongst pigeons.
• ImNotJohn - Greenford
  Because I'd seen nights' move coming, of course.
• Tuj - Quex Road
  Cryer's Gambit.
• Puckoon - Waddon Marsh
  Sobbers Stratagem...
• Ye Olde Gong Farmer - Harlesden for West Willesden and Stonebridge Park
  Putting the pigeons amongst the cats...
• Puckoon - Dalston Junction
  Spitting feathers.
• Chalky - Archway
  Taking flight with seven puce tokens
• ImNotJohn - Croxley Green
  Hiding
• Giertrud - Nereid Avenue
  Wait...wrong country.
• Hugh Jampton - Upper Hutt
  Why not?
• Botherer - Funsbary Perk
  No, wait, I mean Pork. No, Berks.

  Wasn't this supposed to be the simple version?

  Sod it, Moanington Croissant.

  I hate this game sometimes.

• nights - Fulham Broadway
  Possibly missing the point.
• Tuj - Aldwych
  Deliberately subverting the point.
• ImNotJohn - Vauxhall Cross
  Jumping the points.
• Botherer - Dollis Hill
  Perpetually, it would seem.
• Tuj - Oval
  Burning (yes, actually) all my podumes. An expense worth paying, with the game state as it is.
• Ye Olde Gong Farmer - Mildmay Park
  Nipping to the Railway Tavern for a beer...
• Chalky - Putney Bridge
  Has anyone questioned the leisurely nature of this game? Oh. That'll be me. :)
• Tuj - Hyde Park Corner
  With incredible transparency, which I hope will be missed in this glacial pace.
• Simons Mith - Oval
  Glacial? I'll show you glacial...
• nights - Harlesden
  Above the line for four, then below.
• ImNotJohn - Pinner
  Striling on the NE diagonal
• Software - Amersham
  Shunted.
• Tuj - Cockfosters
  Which isn't too bad.
• nights - South Kensington
  Rewiring the Bakerloo line.
• Giertrud - Swiss Cottage
  Sounds like it should be made of cheese.
• Botherer - Temple
  To throw out those pesky Wonga people.
• penelope - a simple solution
  A Simple Game of MC languishing, unloved and without moves, for three months deserves a simple Lurker Victory. Mornington Crescent.
• Audience - *shouts, screams, generally goes wild for penelope*

This is the end of the line. There is no more.