Anagrams of names of holidays...
nfras - Off-topic, but returning to the royal wedding off-topic, "Pippa Middleton" is "Lapped Midpoint"
irach -
Fourth of July- Of hurtful joy.
nfras -
Melbourne Cup Day - Lube my proud cane.
nfras -
Proclamation Day - I, Tom, crap on a lady
Rosie -
Empire Day (still around when ah were a lad) - My ID? A peer.
cfm -
Christmas Eve Thieves scram
Phil -
Phils forty fourth birthday - This frothy frothy pub laird.
KagomeShuko -
Woofle's Birthday - lofty-browed shia
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Phil - [KS]
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Rosie -
(Phil) You may be foist upon your own petard+ny(anag.) because how do you know KS's dog is not called Woofle.?
KagomeShuko - [Phil]
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Phil -
[Rosie] Because she said so ("my dog, Woofles"). And also because Woofle is a stupid name for a dog.Back to business:
Motorhead Day
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- Oh to daydream
Giertrud -
Ramadan - Mar a nad
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Graham III -
Eid al-Fitr - Trifle aid (or Lie adrift, or Airlifted, or Ideal rift or...)
Botherer -
Hooray! The kids have gone back. Groovy! A beached knot, a sheikh.
nfras -
Leif Erikson Day - I Delay Foreskin
irach -
Day of the Dead. Ye odd fathead.
nfras -
Poets Day - Pasty Ode
irach -
All Saints Day - It's anally sad.
nfras -
Guy Fawkes Night - Huge Swanky Gift.
Giertrud -
Guy Fawkes Day - Yuk! Sew Gadafy? (one of many ways to spell his name...)
Phil -
Thanksgiving Day USA - Hug a skydiving Satan
Phil - Also in shock fashion news: "Kids shun Gaga Vanity"
Rosie - Start up a choir on
Ascension Day - DIY assonance.
Rosie - (Phil) I'm sure you'd be delighted to receive a text to the effect that "U'd shag stinky vagina".
Phil - [Rosie] I did come across quite a few Philthy versions, but censored myself (first time for everything, eh!).
Phil - Meanwhile, in the UK, this week is
National Tree Week - "Kneel on tea waiter", and some Philth for Rosie,
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irach -
Boxing Day - Bind gay ox.
Giertrud -
Feast of Saint Stephen - Eat off the ant spines.
irach -
Three Kings' Day Hey, dear knights
irach -
Three Kings' Day Retakes dinghy
Raak -
End Times Sediment.
The Crack of Doom A Choked Comfort.
The Last Trump Rattle Thumps.
Day of Judgement Tandem Fudge Joy. I don't want to think about what Tandem Fudge might be, but at three months since the last move, I think we have reached it.
Mornington Crescent
Raak - Ok, what's the winning move?
Giertrud - Or it is now, because I say so...one time something was open, and I posted it not understanding how it all worked, But now, that is it.
Giertrud - This needs to be said:
Halloween...a new hello
This is the end of the line. There is no more.