I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
Projoy - [Btd] Sounds a bit anally retentive to me.
Bob the dog - [Projoy] Yup. But it the chrysanthemums I feel sorry for. The game rectum.
Irouléguy - Btd] Americans play that version of the 'Flower game' too - but they use aspidistras.
Bob the dog - c'mon, lets have some more home truths - I don't want to be the only one baring my 'sole - so to speak.
Projoy - In last year's production of Macbeth, I came on in Act II, as Macduff, and in order to demonstrate that Macduff was a proper straight, regular bloke, I decided in rehearsals that he'd just come back from a beery evening with Lennox and would take a leak up against the castle wall, showing just what a manly, manly man he really was (What's that you say? Overcompensation?).
Anyway, at the dress rehearsal, I was distracted by trying to remember the lines in order and on making my entrance, went to the back wall and mimed unzipping the old bags and whomping out the python (you see, I can "do" straight man vernacular). Except that my mind was elsewhere and I entirely forgot to mime, slightly to the surprise of the people standing in the wings. Luckily I came to myself before I actually followed through.
Projoy - ...and it's odd because I was much too nervous to get my dick out when I did
Equus, ten years before, when it was actually called for. Method acting clearly comes unbidden.
Bob the dog - Oooh! The thought of nudity onstage gives me the willies.
Botherer - I once did a naked sketch based on the old Levi's "Heard it through the Grapevine" advert. I'll say no more. It might just sneak into cabaret next pilg...
penelope - I think I'm going to be busy during the next Rugby Pilg.
Projoy - Perhaps we need a special nudist pilg. Would certainly make the animal game interesting.
Bob the dog - [Projoy] But how would the ladies manage 'Wiggly Worm'?
Anyone else with an 'unbelievable but true' story?
Yes - I was sent here by God!
God - It's true. I sent him.
pelgis - GPS San=tnav systems are great! we'd be lost without them..
Projoy - And where would we be without plate tectonics?
Rosie - Where we've always been.
gabrielized - Yes, roiling around on a thin crust over a boiling planet, getting ready to hurl us into a gaseous cloud of our own making. But, now for something completely different.
Rosie - Unbelievable but true - I saw a 14-yr-old girl walking down my road
not talking into a mobile phone,
or fiddling with the buttons, and appeared even not to have such a device about her person.
lee bond - i saw a man masterbateing in the street then a little bit further was two men doinng a 89er on the floor so i jioned in then we fuck
lee bond - i saw a man masterbateing in the street then a little bit further was two men doinng a 89er on the floor so i jioned in then we fucked
lee bond - i saw a man masterbateing in the street then a little bit further was two men doinng a 89er on the floor so i jioned in then we fucked
Projoy - Sorry? An
eighty-niner? It's a new one on me.
Projoy - Ah, here's a definition of an
eighty-niner, which is perfectly innocuous and worksafe, unlike this page now. :)
pelgis - I can totally envelop my head by stretching my lower lip up over my face
Bob the dog - My nose is so badly bent that whichever direction you approach me from, I'm always in profile.
pelgis - i am constantly getting mixed up with 'Britney Spears' and 'Brittany Ferries'
Wibble! - Dyslexics are complete bastards! They keep coming into my room even though I have a 2ft high notice on my door that says "keep out"!
Wibble! - Ah the old 89er, brings back memories of my youth. Wasn't there a miner '89er too?
Wibble! - [pelgis] That's so weird, I'm always getting 'Brittany Ferries' mixed up with 'Brian Ferry'!
Bob the dog - If you cross a rubber tree with a cheese plant you get an edam bush.
Pelgis - Bob the dog is neither a pirate nor a king. However, he does own a library card
Tuj - ...Stephen Hawking invented green hair spray, the self-winding clockwork watch, and Namibia.
Kim - I used to work in a shunting yard, but they gave me the push.
Tuj - Now, let's not start that again...
pelgis - Today my thoughts have been mainly about a hairdresser giving the best haircut she'll ever give in her life to a man who will be decapitated the next day
Kim - I'm a professor of Doxology.
pelgis - i'n a prefesor of disleksia
pelgis - i am also one of the worlds leading authorities on schizophrenia, and so am i
Falstaff - long long ago in a distant tyme before god ever contemplated man earth was one vast stage without props nor music nor aspiring actors until one fateful night alongside a goat trail in the far himalayas a camel cricket farted and the audience busted out in a laughter that has not abated to this day
Kim - This game is now finished.
blamelewis - Games like this shouldn't be allowed to continue
blamelewis - In my spare time I train dogs to chase one-man-bands.
Projoy - June is busting out all over.
Dandalf - The writer of the human genome was the founder of the National Association of Dyslexics (D.N.A.)and also belonged to the Association of Certified Genetic Tricksters (A.C.T.G.)
pelgis - When I grow up, I want to be mayor of the moon
Tuj - I am the current mayor of the moon. On this evidence, I shall soon be promoting Projoy from Receptionist to Bodyguard.
d.c. - I present a motion we turn a thoroughbred stud horse out to pasture with that mare on the moon, and raise us a nonpareil colt to enter in the Kentucky Derby, all those opposed say
neigh!
pelgis - i also have intentions of entering the Kentucky Derby, but have lost the starting handle for my racing turkey
d.c. - This game is further proof of the transmigration of the soul, for in a previous life it WAS the gospel.
craig - sounds like great fun !! wish that i could have been there
D'Arcy - I am hesitant to believe anything I read here.
Lopka Xmass - God bless any child in this world and beyond
Kim - Actually, although shit happens in many parts of the world, in certain parts of Surrey, it occurs.
Kim - Red Sonja, brown trousers.
Kim -
Orange Wednesday, Blue Monday
Kim - Red leather, yellow leather
Robin - Whitechapel, Blackfriars
Kim - Deep Purple, Pink Floyd
Robin - Frigid Pink, Shocking Blue
Kim - Scarlett O'Hara, Magenta Divine
Kim - Meyer Brown Rowe and Moore, Norton Rose
This is the end of the line. There is no more.