... so help me God.

I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...

• blamelewis - I shan't be posting here.
• blamelewis - Furthermore, I will not multipost
• blamelewis - Games like this shouldn't be allowed to continue
• blamelewis - In my spare time I train dogs to chase one-man-bands.
• Projoy - June is busting out all over.
• Falstaff - June is a buxom lass.
• pelgis - i am a buxom lad
• Dandalf - The writer of the human genome was the founder of the National Association of Dyslexics (D.N.A.)and also belonged to the Association of Certified Genetic Tricksters (A.C.T.G.)
• pelgis - When I grow up, I want to be mayor of the moon
• Tuj - I am the current mayor of the moon. On this evidence, I shall soon be promoting Projoy from Receptionist to Bodyguard.
• d.c. - I present a motion we turn a thoroughbred stud horse out to pasture with that mare on the moon, and raise us a nonpareil colt to enter in the Kentucky Derby, all those opposed say neigh!
• pelgis - i also have intentions of entering the Kentucky Derby, but have lost the starting handle for my racing turkey
• d.c. - This game is further proof of the transmigration of the soul, for in a previous life it WAS the gospel.
• blamelewis - I only buy "Alibi" brand colanders.
• craig - sounds like great fun !! wish that i could have been there
• D'Arcy - I am hesitant to believe anything I read here.
• Lopka Xmass - God bless any child in this world and beyond
• Merwin Pack - Shit happens, is it?
• Kim - Actually, although shit happens in many parts of the world, in certain parts of Surrey, it occurs.
• Taomy Oemb - Shit happens, is it?
• Equally pointless person - Excrement occurs, isn't it?
• Nlue Orwin - Green peace, blue sky
• Kim - Red Sonja, brown trousers.
• Uncle Korky - Pink Oboe, Chocolate Speedway
• Kim - Orange Wednesday, Blue Monday
• Uncle Korky - Silver Surfer, Golden Showers
• Kim - Red leather, yellow leather
• Robin - Whitechapel, Blackfriars
• Kim - Deep Purple, Pink Floyd
• Uncle Korky - Green Day, Whitesnake
• Robin - Frigid Pink, Shocking Blue
• Uncle Korky - Blue cheese, red onions
• Irouléguy - Green Onions, White Rabbit
• Uncle Korky - White Dwarf, Black Hole
• Projoy - Green Eggs, Red Fish
• Kim - Scarlett O'Hara, Magenta Divine
• Uncle Korky - Professor Plum, Colonel Mustard
• Kim - Meyer Brown Rowe and Moore, Norton Rose
• Zaghy Iamny - Asta la vista, wht does it mean?
• Angela Bionaki - Nedolgo tolko zhili byli
• Rajendra Leeba - Zhili byli...

This is the end of the line. There is no more.