:::... who ducked sideways pushing the girl next to him off her chair…
:::... which missed his head and hit the back wall splintering into a million pieces showering the asmatic boy below in a shower of dust...

:::... and bit into the McDonald quarter pounder...
:::...and throwing disgusting red lumps of squerk at his head ...

Attempting reunification...
:::... causing laughter, the likes of which nobody had heard since...

...due to the fact that the combined laughter produced a frequency resulting in worldwide deafness. No longer able to hear, world leaders...

...people ran for cover and the safety of Mornington Crescent.