... several hundred million other universes also vanished. "Bugger it," said God, as he rummaged for backup disks. Unfortunately, he loaded...

...himself with too much weight, and his back went into an extremely painful spasm. Because of this, his deputy had to take over the task of rebooting all the various universes, and unfortunately that deputy turned out to be...

...The Hornèd One, himself. Empowered by such a task, he decided to replace our universe with...

... the one that is made up mostly of anti-matter and where time runs ...

... sideways and is made up mostly of anti-matter and where time runs ...

... chaotically and xj frhjibbb gnk!xiiii %*( bifurcation point :::

:::...The maths classroom was hushed except for the hurried tapping sound of chalk on a blackboard and whispering from the back. The teacher spun around and flung the piece of:::
:::...white chalk at the culprit...
:::...red chalk at the culprit...

:::...Gnngxu looked around him. How did he get here? And what was that strange:::
:::...pink thing with all the appendages...
:::...green thing with all the appendages...