Based loosely on the Chaos Theory. Each move starts with a reaction to the previous move and ends with an action incrementally greater than the previous. With chaos ending at the usual place.
... run to gold. The resulting massive increase in gold prices led to a complete cessation of all productive activities except gold mining and gold prospecting. This global depression led to ...
...money becoming worthless, and the creation of a new ruling elite consisting of only those people who owned gold. Any gold was sufficient - if you had a gold tooth, you were a king. Because of this, violent robberies became commonplace upon anyone displaying anything remotely shiny. This particularly affected...
...Pete Doherty who found himself and his erstwhile girlfriend, Kate Moss, causing a public affray, but nobody noticed because .they thought it was just a Babyshambles concert, this resulted in ...
[CdM] I was going to say that myself, but some people might consider Pete Doherty's scuffles to be more important than violent robbery or the collapse of the global economy. That's what sells tabloids, after all.
... first establish a supersecret underground base in an uninhabited island in the Pacific. Unfortunately, the construction of the base triggered the long dormant volcano into activity, causing ...
...an entire volcanic chain to erupt as the Pacific and Nazca tectonic plates pulled apart. Enough ash was thrown into the atmosphere to cast the whole Earth into darkness...
...leaving the way open for moles to establish dominance over humans. The moles forced humans into slavery, digging vast networks of tunnels underground, until the stability of the Earth's crust was reduced so much that the whole surface of the earth collapsed inwards...
...the increasing mass and gravity of the centre of the earth overcame nuclear forces and not only sucked in the remaining mass of the earth into an area the size of a football, but also dragged in nearby neighbouring planets and the sun, meaning...
...himself with too much weight, and his back went into an extremely painful spasm. Because of this, his deputy had to take over the task of rebooting all the various universes, and unfortunately that deputy turned out to be...