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When the round-round robin comes bob-bob-bobbing along...
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January already. Time to start writing the 2006 round robin. The rules are simple - you may only end a sentence by announcing a change of style. Lets get going with Baddy in the James Bond movies style…
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...which you destroyed in Borneo was merely an expendable prototype, and my new improved version has been rolling off the production line, ready for the day when my armies shall move to conquer the world! But I shall settle some personal scores before then. Do you recall your friend Dr. Zachary Good, who suddenly disappeared last year? I "persuaded" him to my side, and now, as Dr. Zachary Eevil, he has created...
... terrifying bowler hat with a razor-sharp rim which can be launched with amazing accuracy at any passing politician. Ha, ha! You shall never catch me because I am ...
... in my top secret base in Sri Lanka protected by my own elite corps of two thousand well trained soldiers. SMERSH have sent Olga, one of their best agents. The two of you met on the Orient Express last spring, you will remember her flame red hair and big ...
...pink rubber Wellingtons? This may be no surprise, but the Wellingtons can be inflated into a stylish boudoir, fully equipped for seduction, complete with stereogram and silk-sheeted king-sized water bed. I have to admit that I have fallen for this lady's impressive talents on a number of occasions. The last time was has a little assignation she gave me...
whoops - correctionThe last time we had a little assignation she gave me...
... a serious dose of the clap. Another of her wonderous tallents is ...
...the training of zombie prostitutes whom she has infiltrated into brothels in all the capital cities of the world, with the mission of sapping the energies of politicians and diplomats worldwide, and collecting large quantities of blackmail material. (Please find enclosed some pictures of yourself and, ahem, companions on your last mission. My good friend 'M' was most amused.) Meanwhile, my biochemical inventions proceed apace.
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