The object is to write a round robin letter in a suggested style, parodying both round robins and the style suggested. Simply continue the previous incomplete sentence. You may write as much or as little as you wish but only with a full stop when you want to change the style. I will get the game going in the style suggested above

My Dear Bond, it is time for me to write once again and let you know about the plans I have been formulating over the past year. I am not afraid to tell you of my schemes, as I have taken the liberty of impregnating this letter with tree-frog venom and you have just enough time to read this before your unfortunate and agonising death, knowing that the world will soon by in my power! My tricycle rocket…

...which you destroyed in Borneo was merely an expendable prototype, and my new improved version has been rolling off the production line, ready for the day when my armies shall move to conquer the world! But I shall settle some personal scores before then. Do you recall your friend Dr. Zachary Good, who suddenly disappeared last year? I "persuaded" him to my side, and now, as Dr. Zachary Eevil, he has created...

... terrifying bowler hat with a razor-sharp rim which can be launched with amazing accuracy at any passing politician. Ha, ha! You shall never catch me because I am ...