mc5 - Multiple Lines Per Player: A Limericks Special Edition

Here's an experiment with the Limerick form. In this game (and this one only) it is permissible for players to contribute more than one line each to each limerick, just to see if we can increase the level of coherence in this much-loved form as practised in the Morniverse. Everything else is the same as normal... Take it away!

Projoy

And causes non-scanning individuals to find themselves in a bit of a sorry plight.
The time of the day when I walk

Marc

You’ll find is the time as I talk
to myself - so distracted

Phil

[Projoy] I am typing this in the most amiable mood imaginable, not with any malice, although with some alcohol. I seem to be alone in wondering why the Rhyme Police didn't have words with you, regarding "Chartreuse : foes" as a rhyme? However, I can't think of any English word Chartreuse does rhyme with. Americans, apparently would rhyme it with "deuce", but not me.

CdM

[Phil] I would think words like "infers" or "concurs" would be acceptable (though not exact) rhymes.

Projoy

[Phil] Entirely my ignorance. Never having heard it pronounced, I had always assumed it was "shar-trose".