mc5 - Multiple Lines Per Player: A Limericks Special Edition

Here's an experiment with the Limerick form. In this game (and this one only) it is permissible for players to contribute more than one line each to each limerick, just to see if we can increase the level of coherence in this much-loved form as practised in the Morniverse. Everything else is the same as normal... Take it away!

anonymouse

Then last time - how unlucky Where I come from it’s pronounced crew that elegantly
As I hoovered - quite plucky would rhyme clue or ninety-two (which was a very good vintage by the way!)

United Linesmen Ltd

• I can't help but sing while I Hoover
• I often dance too - quite a mover!
• Then last time - quite unlucky
• As I hoovered - so plucky

Chalky

I got sucked in a vacuum manouevre

It's dark and it's dusty in here

Software

You ain't got a Dyson™, that's clear

Projoy

So get one you must
Or live knee-deep in dust

Blob

Look on ebay, they ain't very dear

This widgeon is quite undercooked

CdM

The stuffing has been overlooked