The answer is "Esther and Abi Ofarim".

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Onto the dice roll... different-rattle-different-rattle--plop! Ah, two, doubles, roll again... dr-dr-dr-p four doubles, roll again... plop six, doubles, roll again... eight... ten... twenty, do I hear twenty? Twenty-five bid? Twenty-five, do I hear?

All my money on red. C'mon red! Please God, redredredredredredred...

Anyone lend me a pound?

POP-chunk!. Oh. Uhm, Western Philosophy please.

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