I'll take the money.

spin-it...twist-it...spin-it...flick-it...pull-it ...f**k it.

Just peeking in for a moment...oh, I've scored a twenty-seven!!! That puts me in bed with Colonel Mustard! Whooopeeeee!!!

Spin...
7 7 Cherry
nudge...nudge..nudge...nudge...
7 7 Melon
Oh bummer...

POP-chunk! 3 oooh, it sounds different. But the result is the same :o(

Spin ... Roll... rumble rumble ... Pink! Tinkle.. chink.. chink ... Oh, bugger! Not zero AGAIN!

I meld.

Pichachu attack with bobble hat frenzy.

All I've got is a pair of queens.

Speak for yourself, ducky. Knock.

I've got the flag! I've got the flag!

OK, there's a 5 next to this square and also a 4 so ...one, two three, if it's a mine then the one next to isn't, in which case that one is a 3 and that one is a 2 so that one is a mine and that one is either a 2 or a 3, so if it's a 2 then that one must be a 2 as well, but then one can't be a 1 so that one must be a 3 which means this one is a 1 or else if that first one isn't a mine then that one is so that one is a 2 and so is that one, and so that one is a 1 which is impossible so that one is definitely a 1 so this one must be a mine! *click. Oh b*gger.