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The egg timer has been miss laid but everything else seems to be here. A simple throw of the die should start you off.
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rattlerattlerattlerattlerattle 2. Pass.
pop-CHUNK! 3. hmmm.
Drrrr-rrrrrrr-rrrr-gedunk! Er...what the chuffing heck was that?
Three dice this time and attack Vine Street from The Strand 3 not so good.
PxKt, Ck.
[Tuj] I huff you.
*twists*
Double-six!! Dop, dop, dop. Drat! Down the snake!
Fifteen-two, fifteen-four, fifteen-six, fifteen-eight, fifteen-ten, fifteen-twelve, fifteen-fourteen, fifteen-sixteen, fifteen-eighteen, fifteen-twenty, fifteen-twentytwo, fifteen-twentyfour, fifteen-twentysix, fifteen-twentyeight, fifteen-thirty, second service.
[CdM] I'll have one for his nob
"Software, you need double six." (CdM) :-)
[INJ] Well, I take your bishop with my knight on d4! Didn't see that ocming, eh?
or "coming". No triple word score for me, I fancy.
Mayfair! Great, I'll buy it!
I meld.
*sticks*
rattlerattlerattle 47 Hmmm... *moves counter* Old Kent Road... *takes card* "Attacked by a Spirit, Craft 4". Well, that's the end of my Wizard. Next one past Go gets my Talisman.
pop-CHUNK! 6 oooh!! chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik A blue square.
[Tuj] Here's the bomb then. Your question is: 'What is the' KABOOM!
Oops, too slow.
"Sorry, Balliol, that 10 to Birkbeck."
[pen] That's a 3, not a 6.
[CdM] Back three then. *chik-chik-chik* A purple square.
[INJ] You have deaded me again! Moving directly to jail without passing go or collecting £200.
Right; I'm back in... I need at least 8 to move... *throws dice*. Hmm - oh dear. I won't even say it.
*passes three cards to the left*
Your two and up two.
rattlerattlerattlerattlerattle ... 37. Right, I accuse Mrs Bun the Baker's Wife, with a snake, in Kamchatka.
*rattlerattlerattlerattle* Look, just die already, will you?! I play the nine of spoons.
Second Throw: run run run hop skip hop . . . 28 feet. Well, that's better. Have to see how the third throw comes out.
pop-CHUNK! 3 chik-chik-chik An orange square.
*shuffleshuffleshuffle* Who are you calling a banker?
Two fat ladies, eighty eight!
Drrrr-rrrrrrr-rrrr-gedunk! It's doing it again! Haylp!
[Wymo] Have you taken the shipping spacer out?
*rolls dice* -still in jail-
quizzling on two triple word scores! ...What do you mean, "it's not spelt like that"?
Two more hotels on Park Lane, please.
*rolls dice* Well, I've captured Kamchatka from CdM, but I'm still in jail.
*flick* Heads
*rolls one-sided die* Oooh, a 3.
*rolls dice ... fails ... pays £50*
pop-CHUNK! 3 chik-chik-chik bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz A radioactive square.
mmmmm... I miss 2 turns *sits back and takes sip from drink*
Who's turn is it?
Must be mine. Galumph galumph galumph sproinnnnnggg No throw. Oh, drat
Oh, Community Chest! *takes top card and turns it over* Bollocks, "you have been fined £50 for speeding". Bah!
Four bamboos
*rattlerattlerattleplink*. 6 - hmmm, *tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap*. Check.
Porn takes bishop. (Kim) :-)
*rattlerattlerattlerattlerattlerattlerattlerattlerattle, rattlerattlerattlerattlerattle, rattlerattlerattlerattle plink* - oh dear, a zero.
I'll have one from the top and 5 from the bottom, please Carol.
"Pass"
Two billion, seven thousand two hundred and seventy five million, five hundred and thirty thousand, four hundred and forty four; Two billion, seven thousand two hundred and seventy five million, five hundred and thirty thousand, four hundred and forty five... Oh sod it. This is taking such a long time. Ready or not, here I come!
regrets hiding from Penelope behind pile of week-old laundry
Two Hearts.
Can I have a pee please Bob? (*trad)
I'll take the money.
spin-it...twist-it...spin-it...flick-it...pull-it ...f**k it.
Just peeking in for a moment...oh, I've scored a twenty-seven!!! That puts me in bed with Colonel Mustard! Whooopeeeee!!!
Spin...
7 7 Cherry
nudge...nudge..nudge...nudge...
7 7 Melon
Oh bummer...
POP-chunk! 3 oooh, it sounds different. But the result is the same :o(
Spin ... Roll... rumble rumble ... Pink! Tinkle.. chink.. chink ... Oh, bugger! Not zero AGAIN!
I meld.
*knock*
Pichachu attack with bobble hat frenzy.
All I've got is a pair of queens.
Speak for yourself, ducky. Knock.
I've got the flag! I've got the flag!
OK, there's a 5 next to this square and also a 4 so ...one, two three, if it's a mine then the one next to isn't, in which case that one is a 3 and that one is a 2 so that one is a mine and that one is either a 2 or a 3, so if it's a 2 then that one must be a 2 as well, but then one can't be a 1 so that one must be a 3 which means this one is a 1 or else if that first one isn't a mine then that one is so that one is a 2 and so is that one, and so that one is a 1 which is impossible so that one is definitely a 1 so this one must be a mine! *click. Oh b*gger.
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