Is everyone here for the editorial meeting? Ok, good. Heavy news week this week, so only the best stories are going to get space. We'll start with Cheddar Headlines. Ten words max, and the headline can be self-explanatory as in 'The Independent', or horrendously convoluted, as in, erm, The Cheesy Headline Game. Once the headline is finished, I'd like a few words containing the story in a news style, please. Subs, clear your desks, and let's get the presses rolling. Spike it once we reach the usual back page move.
The Walt Disney corporation has revealed that the plot for 'The Incredibles' was based on a real story. A family with amazing powers did in fact save virtually the entire planet from destruction before retreating back into obscurity. The real-life culminating battle resulted in the laying waste and destruction of a large portion of a town centre. However as the real town concerned was Slough in Berkshire, no-one actually noticed.