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The Cheesy Headline Game
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Is everyone here for the editorial meeting? Ok, good. Heavy news week this week, so only the best stories are going to get space. We'll start with Cheddar Headlines. Ten words max, and the headline can be self-explanatory as in 'The Independent', or horrendously convoluted, as in, erm, The Cheesy Headline Game. Once the headline is finished, I'd like a few words containing the story in a news style, please. Subs, clear your desks, and let's get the presses rolling. Spike it once we reach the usual back page move.
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The Campaign for Plain Text announced today that it was "offended" by the latest development in text messaging: the ability to send messages using multiple fonts, sizes, styles, and colours. A spokesman said, "This is just a ploy to get people to replace their phones more often by offering new, glitzy features that no-one really needs. If your message is worth sending at all, it doesn't need jazzed up with dingbats and Star Wars fonts. Children should be taught proper texting in school, and not be encouraged to do the equivalent of scrawling a letter in crayons."
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WILDEBEEST
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