Paedowatch - Live coverage of the release of convicted child sex offenders and moment-by-moment accounts of their re-housing. If you want to pop around, their names and addresses are given on screen at the end of each episode, when the camera crews will drive off.
Witch Kitchen: Be amazed, be astounded, be gobsmacked! This show has been in the making for years and would have been available on your screen two seasons ago if it were not for the unfortunate passing of some of the contestants. See the craft of the modern chav and the methods necessary to bring about an untimely death. Marvel at the knowledge of the fields and hedgerows of merrie olde England displayed by this disparate group of wannabees. You be the judge (no one else would take on the job). Can you match this in your own culinary exploits? Can you identify the
Hungarian Scrabble: Watch Istvan Csabo and Attilla Szonyi, Hungarian national Scrabble champions duke it out at the Budapest Invitational Tournament. The suspense mounts as Istvan decides whether it is better strategy to use his "Z" in the word "zsoltan" and settle for a double word score, or try for a triple word score with "szeged" but then open up the possibility of his opponent building onto the "Z" as well.
Who Wants To Be Enlightened? Contestants answer a series of koans and must decide whether to stop at the bodhisattva level or risk all to win ultimate liberation from the wheel of existence.
Crucify Him! A religious version of Room 101, in which the guest explains why some religious figure deserves crucifixion. Hosted by the Rev. Ian Paisley.
Songs of Days A show where people of various sects combine to sing songs (classics such as A Hard Day's Night, Days of Wine and Roses, Summertime, The Umbrellas of Cherbourg, Singing in the Rain and, of course, the unforgettable It's raining it's pouring) whilst under the influence of strange substances. Even those who cannot sing or read are given free texts to follow. For obvious reasons the winner is usually the cameraman.