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World's Worsest
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Start with World's Worst Chat Up Lines, till it wears out then start a new topic.
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So time now, I think, for

Worst announcements to hear while flying
"MAYDAY! MAYDAY!! MADAY!!! MAYDAY!!!!"
As, you are aware, we have a planned refuelling stop in Hawaii, but I reckon we've got a pretty good chance of reaching Tokyo without it, so let's just give it a go.
Ladies and gentlemen- This is your pilot speaking. Does anyone out there in the cabin know how to read an altimeter?
Strasvistiye daragiye passangerii, mei prelgasayem vam chitat' kriticheskaya informatsiya na kartii v'vashem stolii, potomoo shto u nas problyemkii zdeys.
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